Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Become A Minister Today

Have you ever wanted to be a minister?! Becoming a Priest\Imam\Rabbi can be tedious task, but not anymore! Now for as low as 10$ you can become a minister of any religions you want: No questions asked! Name it, pay, and you'll be a registered minister of whichever faith you wish - you'll have a certificate too!

Whether you wish to unite people in marriage, preach to people with divine authority, or just hang the certificate on the wall, its your call....

Those privileges can be obtained through the Universal Life Church Monastery (Wikipedia Article). They offer you anything from a simple certificate for just 10$, to a 140$ box containing numerous certificates as well as books to the religion of your choice. You can even order a wedding kit for 130$ that has everything you need to perform wedding ceremonies!

The Church has several mottoes, including:
  • We are all children of the same universe.
  • We are one
  • Everyone has a right to tell others how to live their lives!

Please note that those certificates are legal in USA and a select number of other countries. You may wish to consult a lawyer whether or not those certificates are valid in your country.

3 comments:

No_Angel said...

hey welshom, and i so wanna be a rabbi
that would be so hip and kool

Devil's Mind said...

And you have every right to be one. I say go for it!

Brielle Franklin said...

Hey thanks so much for this post. I have been looking for information on how to become a minister for a while now. A friend thought it would be neat if I was able to perform her ceremony. Thanks so much for the information.