Me: Faced with the choice of being either faithful or careful, what do you choose?
Friend 1: Careful
Friend 2: Faithful
Me: U know, its a tough call, but i'd chose to be faithful
(So i go to the cashier and order)
Me: 3 Shawerma double... 2 Chicken, 1 meat
Hint: We always order Chicken shawerma, which are now feared to be contaminated with bird flu