Suck My Dick, Will Ya?

One of the cool ranting blog has featured an article titled: "10 Ways to get a Girl to Suck your Dick".... The list is realistic, and i wanted to feature the tenth item for the harsh reality in it:

10) Stop being yourself. No, I mean you need to be someone completely different. Have you taken a look at yourself? Would you blow you? I wouldn't. Neither would anyone else. You need to alter the very fabric of your being, and maybe -- maybe -- you can get some skank to put your dick in her mouth.

Lets remmember always that non-advertized goods dont get sales!!